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coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
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In your life, you’ll meet a lot of assholes. If someone hurts you, tell yourself it’s due to their lack of intelligence. That way, you’ll never sink down to their level, because there’s nothing worse in this world than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself.
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Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
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Also, I think she’s just unbearably sweet for the duration of Ed, Edd n Eddy’s Hanky Panky Hullaballoo. I mean, she didn’t even aggressively pounce on Ed or anything, but instead, she just made a lovely little Valentine’s Day card for him.
//”And double d had made that card for Nazz- a ‘pretty, popular’ girl but when he saw May all sad he gave it to her to make her feel better.”//
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Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
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wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
do u mean hentai
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